[Raak] "OK, the winner is Mr Gapp from Rosemary Ward, who... oh, apparently Mr Gapp won't be able to receive his prize... So, anyway, the sweepstake is open now for this week's figure..."

"...and it's a rollover!"

[Projoy re: Sweeney Todd] That'll be The worst pies in London then?

We once again apologise for the spate of heart attacks yesterday when we announced that we would be doing an extended investigation into Youth in Asia. We have now renamed this Young People of the East.

[nfras] Hee hee! Had to think about that one.