So I take it you've never heard of bittorrent then?

DVD's are rubbish, everyone knows that. For real quality you can't beat a videocassette, the colours are so much richer, and they don't wear out, not if you treat them properly. DVD's, you can get fingerprints and cat pee all over them and they still play, what sort of quality is that?

CD? DVD? So what's the difference?

I can't recommend "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" strongly enough.

I know where to get it, if you want it.

If you're looking for the 'real cinema experience', I've got some here that were filmed from the back row...

Sorry, I was just in the back room. Ah, let me just wash my hands.

"Of course, this model at £249 gives a much sharper image, which you are bound to appreciate on your 42" LCD screen." Ace filth, Phil

We've got this boxed set of 17 DVDs, each with a peculiar Easter Egg...

[Phil] I'm glad I read that before I lifted my coffee to my lips!

[UK] I wish I understood it.

[IS,P] You'd need to watch the excellent Doctor Who episode Blink.

[UK] I have downloaded same and will be watching it as soon as the exam season is over.

Sorry, sir, we're right out of brown envelopes, here's a clear plastic bag.

Oscars schmoscars, sir. What's important is the nude wimmin on the cover.

[UK] :-)
[Software] If only you knew the quantity of filth that I don't post because it's way beyond what common decency permits!
Have I got snatch? Come over 'ere and say that sunshine!

Sorry, Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang is out, maybe you'd like this one, Anal Invaders 3.

[Phil] Give us the filth!

[IS,P!] Not yet! This one was suggested by my son:
"Oh yeah, that's a great film! You'll love the twist at the end when it turns out that it wasn't Kyle that murdered his wife after all."

There's no point watching Sixth Sense if you haven't watched the other five.

[following on from IS,P!]...and don't get me started on Passenger 57

...not to mention 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea.

Have you seen the first nine of the "Malcolm" decalogy? Can't seem to get them anywhere.

[IS,P, Phil] Don't laugh. The reason why "The Madness of George III" was transformed into "The Madness of King George" was that market research in the US showed that people were less likely to go and see the film because they hadn't seen "The Madness of George I" and "The Madness of George II".