mc5 - Ooops! Time to change career?

If you're looking for the 'real cinema experience', I've got some here that were filmed from the back row...

Sorry, I was just in the back room. Ah, let me just wash my hands.

"Of course, this model at £249 gives a much sharper image, which you are bound to appreciate on your 42" LCD screen." Ace filth, Phil

Hardcore kiddie porn sir? I've got just the thing. Sorry I'm shouting sir, it's a nervous illness.

We've got this boxed set of 17 DVDs, each with a peculiar Easter Egg...