So I take it you've never heard of bittorrent then?

DVD's are rubbish, everyone knows that. For real quality you can't beat a videocassette, the colours are so much richer, and they don't wear out, not if you treat them properly. DVD's, you can get fingerprints and cat pee all over them and they still play, what sort of quality is that?

CD? DVD? So what's the difference?

I can't recommend "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" strongly enough.

I know where to get it, if you want it.

If you're looking for the 'real cinema experience', I've got some here that were filmed from the back row...

Sorry, I was just in the back room. Ah, let me just wash my hands.

"Of course, this model at £249 gives a much sharper image, which you are bound to appreciate on your 42" LCD screen." Ace filth, Phil

We've got this boxed set of 17 DVDs, each with a peculiar Easter Egg...

[Phil] I'm glad I read that before I lifted my coffee to my lips!

[UK] I wish I understood it.

[IS,P] You'd need to watch the excellent Doctor Who episode Blink.

[UK] I have downloaded same and will be watching it as soon as the exam season is over.

Sorry, sir, we're right out of brown envelopes, here's a clear plastic bag.

Oscars schmoscars, sir. What's important is the nude wimmin on the cover.

[UK] :-)
[Software] If only you knew the quantity of filth that I don't post because it's way beyond what common decency permits!
Have I got snatch? Come over 'ere and say that sunshine!

Sorry, Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang is out, maybe you'd like this one, Anal Invaders 3.