Just lie back and think of England.

[KNOCK] [KNOCK] Oh blessed heavens, Mr. Jones, I have been searching for you for days. You accidentally left your wallet and credit cards in the motel room, here they are. No thank you, knowing you have them back safely is reward enough.

Crap car, love. Got a big dick have you?

Hello Mr. Floppy!

You can't afford me, duck, now p*ss off.