Pheee-ewwwwwwww ... c'mon over here doll and tell me, does this smell gangrenous ???

Sorry, I dozed off for a second.

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How much do I owe you?

Open wide...

Just lie back and think of England.

[KNOCK] [KNOCK] Oh blessed heavens, Mr. Jones, I have been searching for you for days. You accidentally left your wallet and credit cards in the motel room, here they are. No thank you, knowing you have them back safely is reward enough.

Crap car, love. Got a big dick have you?

Hello Mr. Floppy!

You can't afford me, duck, now p*ss off.

I always 'ave a garlic sandwich for lunch. Stops me gettin' colds.

Oh whoopee, I just won the lottery.

"....TICK.....TOCK....TICK....TOCK....TICK...."

AT THE T'IRD STROKE, THE TOIME SPONSORED BY THE ORANGE ORDER WULL BE SUX FIFTEEN PRESOISLY (Apologies for any transcription errors trying to represent that dialect.)

Have you got the time?

Time, grasshopper, is an illusion. Look deeply into yourself and you will find that you will know what it is time for.

It's about 7 or thereabouts, I think. Maybe later.