Just a word before we start about the theory behind my practice, I use a range of sexual modalities to enable us both to explore and work through the emotional, cultural and genital aspects of your feelings. I want you to know that all of your desires are legitimated in this context and I'm targeting this session towards the objectives that you can see I've written up here on the whiteboard. Do feel free to mention if you'd like us to re-examine those objectives together and perhaps amend them according to your needs as a client and mine as a practitioner. Now, are you happy if we start with the tits?

You pay this much three times a week? Wouldn't it be cheaper to just have your bits chopped off? And think of all the time you'd save!

Pheee-ewwwwwwww ... c'mon over here doll and tell me, does this smell gangrenous ???

Sorry, I dozed off for a second.

By entering these premises you agree that sessions may be recorded for staff training purposes and that data collected may be shared with other businesses.

How much do I owe you?

Open wide...

Just lie back and think of England.

[KNOCK] [KNOCK] Oh blessed heavens, Mr. Jones, I have been searching for you for days. You accidentally left your wallet and credit cards in the motel room, here they are. No thank you, knowing you have them back safely is reward enough.

Crap car, love. Got a big dick have you?

Hello Mr. Floppy!