mc5 - Ooops! Time to change career?

Don't mind the guy in the corner - he's from the News of the World and he's doing an investigation.

I've got a special offer on STDs, buy one get one free.

Do you mind if the inspector here sits in and observes? Don't worry, she's here to assess my performance, not yours.

Hello sailor. Fancy a grim time?

They call me Madam Vodafone. I charge by the second.

I'm a bit busy tonight, darling. Do you mind sharing a session with someone else? You get a discount.

No, I've called myself Madam Whiplash ever since I was in a road accident. © Smith & Jones

Fancy a nice cup of tea and a cuddle?

How's my riding? Call 0800 152 6424.
[not sure if that is the same as Kim's earlier post]

...slurp....slurp....CHOMP...............

Hi! I'm Lorena Bobbit.