mc5 - Ooops! Time to change career?

Give quotes that suggests the person would be better seeking more suitable employment.

I've got a special offer on STDs, buy one get one free.

Do you mind if the inspector here sits in and observes? Don't worry, she's here to assess my performance, not yours.

Hello sailor. Fancy a grim time?

They call me Madam Vodafone. I charge by the second.

I'm a bit busy tonight, darling. Do you mind sharing a session with someone else? You get a discount.