mc5 - Ooops! Time to change career?

Give quotes that suggests the person would be better seeking more suitable employment.

I'm not touching THAT.

How am I doing?

I'm just going to take a quick photo for my files, whilst you fill out this questionnaire.

Don't mind the guy in the corner - he's from the News of the World and he's doing an investigation.

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