mc5 - Ooops! Time to change career?

Projoy

(at the interview) My philosophy is that each sheep is an individual, and it is the shepherd's job to support them toward their own self-defined goals.

Software

Wool? No, no. Totally allergic. That's why I have to wear man-made fibres.

I Say, Porter!

Now that's a beautiful sheep. Where are my wellies.

ImNotJohn

I'm convinced they can fly with enough determination. Of course, the initial results have been a little disappointing. Maybe I need a higher cliff.

Tuj

No worries sir, my strict training regime will have them ready for the Grand National, no doubt!

I Say, Porter!

No, that's no problem, I'll just let them mix with my pack of wolves.

Software

Now, I have a very good recipe for mint sauce.

Kim

I'm sorry, I can't watch the sheep tonight, I'm washing my socks.

Inkspot

Now that I've painted them lots of different colours it will save time not having to dye the wool later.

I Say, Porter!

No worries on the 'falling asleep' front, I can't count.

Raak

Lambing season's best. Let a few die, it makes a treat for the dogs.

I Say, Porter!

I'll report you for discriminating against me just because I'm agoraphobic.

Uncle Korky

Shall I carve?

nights

(traditional yell from car windows at spring time where I come from) MINT SAUCE! REDCURRANT JELLY! GRAAAAVY! GET IN MY BELLY!

Simons Mith

Oh, hold on a minute. Sheep are the ones with curly tails, aren't they? Go 'oink'. That's right, isn't it?

I Say, Porter!

So, I make a loud noise and they run towards the guys with the shotguns, right?

Inkspot

How can you expect me to out in this weather? I'll get soaked.

Projoy

I don't care! Bleat as much as you like! Nobody's going back to the pen until we've mastered this Busby Berkeley routine! OK, from the top, and this time keep in step!!

Projoy

Shit! The sky's red! Must be a nuclear attack! Duck, everyone!

Darwin

"WOLF! WOLF! Ha Ha, just kidding."

Uncle Korky

If I bring my cape, could I be a shepherd spy? No? Oh sorry... I'll get me coat...

Simons Mith

I think we need another job.

Raak

Stand-up comedian

Simons Mith

Spooky. That was the one I was thinking of as well.

"In this my eleventh Budget, my report to the country is of rising employment and rising investment; continuing low inflation, and low interest and mortgage rates . . ."

Inkspot

"What a lovely audience you are but first let us pray to God the All Mighty. Father bless this place and ..."