mc5 - Ooops! Time to change career?

Give quotes that suggests the person would be better seeking more suitable employment.

I'm sorry, I can't watch the sheep tonight, I'm washing my socks.

Now that I've painted them lots of different colours it will save time not having to dye the wool later.

No worries on the 'falling asleep' front, I can't count.

Lambing season's best. Let a few die, it makes a treat for the dogs.

I'll report you for discriminating against me just because I'm agoraphobic.