How do we know it will melt down if we take out all the control rods? Shouldn't we try?

[Raak]Your first "blacksmith" has had me laughing since you wrote it. Nicely done, sir.
If you pull out this thing as far as it will go and stand here holding your lunchbox, you can toast your sandwiches and get a nice tan in about two minutes.

What flavour quarks? er... chocolate, strawberry or vanilla. Would you like hundreds and thousands?

Ray D Ation? Nah, I'm not into sixties music.

Whoa, no, man... I mean... that water's really... like... heavy...

Of course, atoms are only a theory. Personally, I believe that nuclear energy is the proof of God's bounty, creating energy out of nothing. That's why atheists should be used as reactor shielding. See how long they stay atheists then, exposed to the merciless fire of God's love!

Isn't Fast Breeder a kind of rabbit?

Strontium 90... West Bromwich Albion nil...

Isotope? Is that like getting drunk on your own?

According to my calculations, I can use the Large Hadron Collider to create a black hole that will instantly grow at the speed of light, devouring the Earth in a fraction of a second! You must fund this groundbreaking research!

If you really want to lose weight, you need to reduce your critical body mass by controlling the dark matter abrorbed through the body's fatty tissue.