[Raak]Your first "blacksmith" has had me laughing since you wrote it. Nicely done, sir.
If you pull out this thing as far as it will go and stand here holding your lunchbox, you can toast your sandwiches and get a nice tan in about two minutes.

What flavour quarks? er... chocolate, strawberry or vanilla. Would you like hundreds and thousands?

Ray D Ation? Nah, I'm not into sixties music.

Whoa, no, man... I mean... that water's really... like... heavy...

Of course, atoms are only a theory. Personally, I believe that nuclear energy is the proof of God's bounty, creating energy out of nothing. That's why atheists should be used as reactor shielding. See how long they stay atheists then, exposed to the merciless fire of God's love!