Of course the French praise their wine. Anything tastes good after eating that much garlic.

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May I suggest a new occupation to target? A relationship counsellor

If I were you I'd dump the bastard.

Huh! You think you've got problems?

Come straight in, and sit down please. No talking. Face the front, I said No Talking! it's no good looking at me like that me laddie, me boy, I saw that, right! arms folded both of you. Now!