Get stuffed, master.

The Union of Evil Henchmen has instructed us to refuse any tasks not required by our contract until the management (that is, you) agree to talks without preconditions on an equitable pay rise for all employees while maintaining proper differentials between Henchmen, Minions, and Underlings.

But we've talked it all through, and we really want a kitten. Please?

(Voice Mode=Sergeant Wilson) The third switch? Do you think that's wise sir?

But sir, that would be wrong.