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I think it's time for another career. But what? Physicist? Soldier? Pirate? Anyone got any promising ideas?
Mornington Crescent Professional Coach
You should always half-twist to Lancaster Gate.
Frankly, the game hasn't been the same since the Metro line was built, and if I catch you playing on the DLR, you can find another coach.
Don't worry about it not being part of the network any more - you can always go Knightsbridge to Ongar.
The game started to go downhill when money came into it.
Tactically speaking, you can never go wrong copying Tim Brooke-Taylor.
It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, as long as you play the game.
Lesson one: Throw away the rulebook.
[SM] Don't be daft, you'd do your back in!
Who the hell is this "Trellis" woman?
When in doubt, Dollis Hill.
Foremost you must never allow the desired crescent to become aware of your intentions. When shopping for your morning crescent I find a bold affrontery is the most tactful. There is no need for introductions, make your selection impulsively and capture said crescent with matching spontaneity, offering it no windows for escape, but while maintaining a firm but gentle pressure with the restraining thumb and fore-digits let the other hand stray and return with a butter knife laden with oleo with which you anoint the said object unsparingly. Take your time, massage every surfacial millimetre of said crescent. Hopefully the crescent has already been overtly warmed by your intimations and the butter melts, but should said crescent remain coldly hostile warm it up by placing it in your pants for no specific period of time but until the butter melts. Once persuaded in this fashion, even the most wholesome of crescents will become sinfully wicked. There you have it. A crescent you can sink your teeth into. Better even, grab another for a friend.
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