When you say "righty tighty", is that my right?

I'm sorry ma'am, but I was unable to repair the damage to your tire. Since I was a wee lad I could not abide to see anything suffer, so I maneuvered your car around back and put a bullet into its engine block.

"Anybody hear the concert on Radio 3 last night?"

There's no labour charge.

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Raise the mainsail, me hearties! With a following wind we'll be in Tortuga by Sunday! Aharr!

"DOH!!! ... MY BRAIN HURTS!"

We tried our best, but at 11.02 the battery finally died despite our best efforts. If you could follow me, you can chose from a number of options, for the service.

I like to involve the owner in the decision. What do you think is wrong with it?

I think it'll need a general anaesthetic. Now all I have to do is to work out how to arrange an EMP...