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Look, er, I've got to go - there's a Lodge meeting. We can park this overnight. See you all tomorrow. Ciao!
OK, how about some for Farmers?
"Yeah... the inspectors from the government came round, and told me I had to kill all my cattle and burn them... So, I thought, why not have a really big barbecue and invite everyone?"
No, I'm not going in there! The cows might get me!
So when to I get to sow my oats?
So tell me, how do I grow crop circles?
Slaughter? I'm a vegan, y'know.
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Raise the mainsail, me hearties! With a following wind we'll be in Totuga by Sunday! Aharr!
I'm not going down there! These shoes are from Prada!
I'm not going down there! It's filthy.
Now I'll just send all my woolly baa-lambs to France for a visit...
It's just a part-time thing, really.
I'm just sooooo not a morning person, y'know
Yes, feel free to wander around and take whatever you fancy.
No, I wouldn't accept EU subsidy on principle.
I must get those old rights of way properly maintained and signposted.
Move out the way you daft lumbering cows! I want to try out my new 9 iron.
Time for another. Er, hmm. Electrician?
Let's put an HR in:
Electrician
Doctors say I'm colourblind, but what do they know?
Only wimps turn off the switch.
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