There are so few designers making really intellectually challenging clothes.

I'm not going on any diet!

So what powers will I have that normal models don't?
Actually such air-headedness, it seems, would make for a good career here

I think fashion designers appreciate the fuller figure.

What do you mean, my underwear is not appropriate? I always wear long johns and a thermal vest.

No, I prefer to smoke a pipe.

Twiggy and I were in the same class at school.

Following Simons Mith's examples, let's keep the turnover fast and think about Brain Surgeons.

Doh not again!! Did anyone see where I dropped that?

. . . And if I poke this bit, his leg twitches!

GRAAAAGH!! BRAAAIINZZZ!!!

"My Brain hurts!" Dr G.P. Gumby MRCS, MT, MT, MT.

I always find a glass of wine whilst working helps tremendously.

Oh come on, Phillips, stop dithering and slice the damn thing; it's not exactly brain surgery, is it?

Yes, I know she wasn't meant to have a mastectomy, but I'd lost my glasses and I'd got this kind of idea I was supposed to be performing lobotomies on two bald men with large pimples.

Aaaaaaaaaachooo! Dammit! Swab!

"Before we put you under Mr. Blair, could you please confirm the donor's name?"

I have reviewed your case and have a few proposals few you, on my lap top I have a small power point presentation, it will only take a few minutes just to give you some idea of the options no committment for now but I really think we can work together on this.

"Of course I can take this on! I've worked on the best, you know! My most famous client is George W Bush!"