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Give quotes that suggests the person would be better seeking more suitable employment.
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You, er, wanna come back to my place?
These black tights are sooo
yesterday! what happened there?
(Envisioned as being shouted by desk officer when driver is producing documents at the station)
Iä! Iä Shub Niggurath, The Black Goat of the Woods with A Thousand Young!
With grateful thanks to Inkspot for his wonderful entry and the inspiration for this one
Nothing more to see here. (I hope.) Move along there please.
Make way for the new topic: Supermodel
So I have an IQ of more than 90, then? sorrysorrysorry
Cake!
What do you mean I've developed a silicone alergy?
Shave my armpits? Never!
Sorry, I couldn't possibly go to a party - I have to finish my knitting.
There are so few designers making really intellectually challenging clothes.
I'm not going on any diet!
So what powers will I have that normal models don't?
Actually such air-headedness, it seems, would make for a good career here
I think fashion designers appreciate the fuller figure.
What do you mean, my underwear is not appropriate? I always wear long johns and a thermal vest.
No, I prefer to smoke a pipe.
Twiggy and I were in the same class at school.
Following Simons Mith's examples, let's keep the turnover fast and think about Brain Surgeons.
Doh not again!! Did anyone see where I dropped that?
. . . And if I poke this bit, his leg twitches!
GRAAAAGH!! BRAAAIINZZZ!!!
"My Brain hurts!" Dr G.P. Gumby MRCS, MT, MT, MT.
I always find a glass of wine whilst working helps tremendously.
Oh come on, Phillips, stop dithering and slice the damn thing; it's not exactly brain surgery, is it?
Yes, I know she wasn't meant to have a mastectomy, but I'd lost my glasses and I'd got this kind of idea I was supposed to be performing lobotomies on two bald men with large pimples.
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