"Fell off the back of a lorry", you say? Hmmmm. Yes -- well, that sounds reasonable enough. Sorry to have wasted your time sir.

But it is cold outside , can I stay in and have another cup of tea first.

These handcuffs will be so envied at the S&M party.

No tax disc, no proof of insurance, no driver's license, no number plates? Well, these things happen. Drive on, sir.

You do not have to say anything but the Lord will know what is in your heart. It may harm your defence in the eyes of the Saviour Lord Jesus Christ if you do not mention when questioned something that Satan has stirrred within your soul which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say will be judged as being the work of the Devil and all his works by the Almighty in all his majesty and may be given in evidence and may the Holy spirit be merciful.