mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

Thanks Phil. But sorry KagomeS - you are making it very difficult for others to play nicely, as they say.

[Sprangle] In my humble opinion it is not better, nor worse, than the average standard these days...
KagomeShuko - American Football's more like "hand-egg"
Marc - And USA pints are more a beer-keg

Raak

This isn't a limerick

Dick

So we rhyme with a little dick
And light the fuse to the powder-keg ***BoooooM***

Raak

There was an old man of East Cheam