mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

With words so profane that / Really gives me the bone / (They were slag, nonce and birds)

b+P The barkeep threw up in my sherry
P+S (But then, so do backs that are hairy)
S+R When I slept with the Sergeant's canary.

[Juxtapose] very clever and very funny. Bravo :-)

That was fun!
In my hand is a very strange thing

I found it while passing through Tring