mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

... and what's more - your 'murgle' should have been 'murgled' if you really intended to stay true to the tense. :-)

The key to its skill

Oh dear - hr instead of br - schoolgirl error - which I will put right -
Tuj - The hog is a curious beast
CdM - Remarkably skilled on the piste
Chalky Its key to success

Raak

Is a long satin dress

Juxtapose

With which its drag force is decreased

CdM

[Chalky] Not sure that you are right about that. I think murgle is an acceptable past participle in some dialects -- like 'I have stole' rather than 'I have stolen'. And from what I hear, that Channel Islands dialect can be pretty odd at times.

Rosie

While attempting to extract a square root (Juxt) V. good. (CdM, Chalky) How much more dung are you going to fling at him? It's not as if he's f***** the game up.

Software

My computer had need to reboot

penelope

Switch it off, switch it on [Rosie] Check your Spoof Detector batteries :o)

Raak

Then delete all the pr0n

Chalky

Which takes hours - you may need to re-route

Chalky

[CdM] A fair point. However, Ernie Murgle's tract: Semantic Correlates of Unaccusativity [1973] highlights the formal properties of such lexical derivations. 'Murgle' from the French 'murgler' has evolved into one of the few verbs that can have infinitive objects with agents or gerunds but with a difference in meaning which is left to the speaker/writer. Agree, though, that wibbly dialect can distort the shades of meaning.

Rosie

(pen) Batteries OK - no spoofery detected. Are you sure yours don't need the recharger. :-)

Chalky

Whenever you need to recharge [Rosie] If I didn't know you better I'd say you'd had a SOH bypass :-)