mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

... and what's more - your 'murgle' should have been 'murgled' if you really intended to stay true to the tense. :-)

The key to its skill

Oh dear - hr instead of br - schoolgirl error - which I will put right -
Tuj - The hog is a curious beast
CdM - Remarkably skilled on the piste
Chalky Its key to success

Raak

Is a long satin dress

Juxtapose

With which its drag force is decreased

CdM

[Chalky] Not sure that you are right about that. I think murgle is an acceptable past participle in some dialects -- like 'I have stole' rather than 'I have stolen'. And from what I hear, that Channel Islands dialect can be pretty odd at times.