mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

Chalky

But now it's today
[PJ, ISP, Irach] I can quite see that differing the stress pattern can 'make it fit' but I still maintain that 10 syllabubs in a limerick line is too many. Losing the 'L' [as ISPers did] helps :-)

I Say, Porter!

And I fear that I may [Pj] Nope, I still can't make it scan.

Uncle Korky

[IS,P] I can make it scan - I just don't understand it!

Projoy

Become subject to gender recursion

Rosie

The old lady who swallowed a fly