mc5 - AVMA Part 2

I am fully clothed at the moment.

MENSA has just admitted its first donkey, on the basis of an artistic aptitude test.

Thanks to winning the National Eye-Rolling Championships for the fourth consecutive year since 1973, I have now been declared officially Strange by the Mayor of Bermuda. I feel no pain.

I Say, Porter!

George W. Bush is human.

I Say, Porter!

Graeme Garden and Barry Cryer play on here regularly.

ImNotJohn

I am, in fact, both Graeme Garden and Barry Cryer. I was also Tim Brooke-Taylor until the divorce.

I Say, Porter!

I am a number, I am not a free man.

Tuj

[Does this game turn into the truths game on April Fools' Day?]

I Say, Porter!

[Tuj] Yes

Tuj

[I Say, Porter] It was clear.

I Say, Porter!

The National Health Service was rebranded nhs after the Advertising Standards Authority upheld a complaint that it was no longer national, healthy, or a service.

I Say, Porter!

The Home Office has a webcam in every home.

Phil

The Home Office is a converted cupboard under the stairs, with a 4-in-1 printer and a teak effect filing cabinet.

Rosie

The Home Office has moved to Bough Beech Reservoir so as to be fit for porpoise.

I Say, Porter!

The Home Office was created by Alec Douglas-Home and may be changed to 'The Douglas Office' as it no longer contributes to making you feel safe in your Home.

Projoy

I always feel very safe in my Douglas.

Projoy

I actually have two Dougli. One of them is at the top of the stairs, in a purpose-built cupboard, and the other one is at anchor near the coast of Georgia.

Projoy

This game looks set to continue forever.

Audience

*shouts, screams generally goes wild for Projoy*

I Say, Porter!

... has a clear idea of what is going on.