mc5 - AVMA Part 2

This is Animal Vegetable Mineral Abstract.
Pigs are actually hatched from eggs. Farmers keep this secret because they have nothing better to do with their time than that sort of thing.

Projoy

Thanks to winning the National Eye-Rolling Championships for the fourth consecutive year since 1973, I have now been declared officially Strange by the Mayor of Bermuda. I feel no pain.

I Say, Porter!

George W. Bush is human.

I Say, Porter!

Graeme Garden and Barry Cryer play on here regularly.

ImNotJohn

I am, in fact, both Graeme Garden and Barry Cryer. I was also Tim Brooke-Taylor until the divorce.

I Say, Porter!

I am a number, I am not a free man.