[Kim] It is on Chanel 9
Since the 1st of April 1906, I have imploded a total of 97,363 times. I have achieved three implosions this morning already.
[UK] I've never heard it called that before.
Silly string is neither string, nor particularly silly.
The Advertising Standards Agency has decreed that New Labour can no longer claim to be 'New' as it has been around for ten years, and 'Labour' is inappropriate as the party has no interest in the working person. The party will henceforth be known as 
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.The human male bellybutton produces a pea-sized ball of fluff once every 24 hours. This forms part of a mating ritual, in that the objective of said fluff is to block the tube of the shower so that the male can demonstrate his masculinity by the volume at which he shouts "you'll be round WHEN?" at the plumber. Research indicates that, in cohabiting males, the time at which fluff is produced converges over a period of months.
I am fully clothed at the moment.
MENSA has just admitted its first donkey, on the basis of an artistic aptitude test.
Thanks to winning the National Eye-Rolling Championships for the fourth consecutive year since 1973, I have now been declared officially Strange by the Mayor of Bermuda. I feel no pain.
George W. Bush is human.
Graeme Garden and Barry Cryer play on here regularly.
I am, in fact, both Graeme Garden and Barry Cryer. I was also Tim Brooke-Taylor until the divorce.
I am a number, I am not a free man.
[Does this game turn into the truths game on April Fools' Day?]
[Tuj] Yes
[I Say, Porter] It was clear.
The National Health Service was rebranded nhs after the Advertising Standards Authority upheld a complaint that it was no longer national, healthy, or a service.
The Home Office has a webcam in every home.
The Home Office is a converted cupboard under the stairs, with a 4-in-1 printer and a teak effect filing cabinet.
The Home Office has moved to Bough Beech Reservoir so as to be fit for porpoise.
The Home Office was created by Alec Douglas-Home and may be changed to 'The Douglas Office' as it no longer contributes to making you feel safe in your Home.
I always feel very safe in my Douglas.
I actually have two Dougli. One of them is at the top of the stairs, in a purpose-built cupboard, and the other one is at anchor near the coast of Georgia.
This game looks set to continue forever.
*shouts, screams generally goes wild for Projoy*
... has a clear idea of what is going on.