Here's what I plan to do to my creditees this year:
[Projoy] "After this, solicitors"?
For Christmas this year I received three green shoes, each of which was mauve.
Mauve was never a colour before 1952, when sufficient fluoride in the water altered humans' wave-length perception. This is why you never see 'mauve' in third-world countries.
The record for maintaining New Years resoloutions over the most successive years was made by a man from Bolton in 1939.