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AVMA Part 2
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This is Animal Vegetable Mineral Abstract.
Pigs are actually hatched from eggs. Farmers keep this secret because they have nothing better to do with their time than that sort of thing.
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Bacteria and viruses are so small that they can travel backwards in time. This is why you should wash your hands before you use a toilet as well as after.
Beethoven listened to Radio 3. That's why all classical music sounds the same.
When being taught the trombone players are initially practice using the swanee whistle.
Some trombones are so large that they can only be seen from orbit.
God can occasionally be found moonlighting as a waiter in a small café in Montmartre.
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