mc5 - AVMA Part 2

This is Animal Vegetable Mineral Abstract.
Pigs are actually hatched from eggs. Farmers keep this secret because they have nothing better to do with their time than that sort of thing.

Inkspot

George Bush is due to release a Christmas single, it is a cover of Adam and the Ants hit "Stand and Deliver".

Raak

Bacteria and viruses are so small that they can travel backwards in time. This is why you should wash your hands before you use a toilet as well as after.

Rosie

Beethoven listened to Radio 3. That's why all classical music sounds the same.

Inkspot

When being taught the trombone players are initially practice using the swanee whistle.

Tolken

Some trombones are so large that they can only be seen from orbit.