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AVMA Part 2
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This is Animal Vegetable Mineral Abstract.
Pigs are actually hatched from eggs. Farmers keep this secret because they have nothing better to do with their time than that sort of thing.
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I find if you add some boiled frogspawn to your cold turkey, it makes it particularly virulent.
"Virulent" means "green and spicy".
The spiciest green thing in the world is cabbage.
Chips and curried cabbage is a Cornish culinary feast.
Too much Vitamin C causes the nipples to turn green.
Oswald Spengler had green nipples, but fortunately one seldom hears mention of him.
Alan Bennett has just announced a sequel to The History Boys. The new play will be called The Geography Boys, with a rumoured fourteen other curriculum subjects to follow, including The Home Economics Boys, starring Jamie Oliver.
Oswald Spengler will play the teacher in The Pre-post-modernism in Conceptual Art Boys
The reason not many moves have been played in this game lately is that there is a worldwide shortage of raw fib.
Tony Blair's hobbies include taping spare ribs to his face.
London Sushi restaurants add tripe to the toppings as a binder.
Each Move Must Consist Of Precisely Eight Words
The best way to drink shots is off the back of a small cat.
In Soviet Union, shots drink you!
Back in the USSR, you know how lucky a rabbit's foot is.
George Bush is due to release a Christmas single, it is a cover of Adam and the Ants hit "Stand and Deliver".
Bacteria and viruses are so small that they can travel backwards in time. This is why you should wash your hands before you use a toilet as well as after.
Beethoven listened to Radio 3. That's why all classical music sounds the same.
When being taught the trombone players are initially practice using the swanee whistle.
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