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rab's new gaff
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This new place needs a little something, while rab has nipped out to sort out the solicitors call in and drop off your gifts.
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Does the KY need any introduction? I'll get it from the peg on my way out
Some fine silk lingerie for his lady to set the mood.
A bottle of Moët often helps
A nanny goat will keep the aforementioned two goats already acquired by rab busy, so that rab and his lady can also cavort undisturbed.
Ready for when he wants to do a bit of cooking, several kilos of ready chopped onion.
All he has go to cook them on is this old Primus® stove.
Everyone should have a quern. You can't beat hand-ground flour.
A Rubik's cube is ideal to while away the hours whe rab's lady is not around.
Perhaps he could amuse her, or perhaps, himself with these sexy suspenders.
A nice cup of tea.
A unicorn tapestry would certainly look nice hung on the wall.
Maybe he could find some space for this old VAX 11/780 which needs a good home.
An X-Acto knife would be useful as a tool around the house.
[irach] You neglected to mention the water buffalo.
A Yard of Ale, just to prove that he can.
I'm skint now, after buying a CD and champers, so they're getting zilch!
Time to close the door and tiptoe away...
*shouts, screams generally goes wild for Raak*
Well, it's better than a wedding list at John Lewis, isn't it?
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