Surely Daily Mail - They are all asylum seekers

Men's Health: An Archer's Body in Just Six Weeks! Satisfy Your Wench the Norman Way. Lose Weight Fast with the Wild Boar Diet. Expert Guide to Rape and Pillage. Plus: Latest Exclusive Armour Styles Direct From France.

And not forgetting: Evening Standard: Norman Invasion Tube Chaos Hits London

Just barely resisting the urge to do one about Conquestion Charging...

Exclusive to all tabloids: One in the eye for our Hal.

Sunday Sport: Alien Frogs Shot A Rod In My Eye!

Guardian - Conker wins day at Hustings
The Sun - That's one in the eye for you, Harold !

[Blbl] Strange feeling of deja vu there...

That's [Blob], obviously.

[rab] Oh yes, sorry - somehow missed that, or got it subliminally implanted more like. ... O.k. then, in amelioration,
Financial Times Norman takeover bid for England plc successful. Saxon Holdings go into receivership.

The Independant - William the Conqueror wins the Battle of Hastings.

Generic Tabloid Sports Pages Saxons crash out in second round