There doesn't seem to have been a historical headlines game on an MC site for yonkeroos. How about one here? *silence ensues* Right then, motion carried.
Men's Health: An Archer's Body in Just Six Weeks! Satisfy Your Wench the Norman Way. Lose Weight Fast with the Wild Boar Diet. Expert Guide to Rape and Pillage. Plus: Latest Exclusive Armour Styles Direct From France.
[rab] Oh yes, sorry - somehow missed that, or got it subliminally implanted more like. ... O.k. then, in amelioration, Financial Times Norman takeover bid for England plc successful. Saxon Holdings go into receivership.