The Sun: It wos the Sun wot won it.

Daily Mail: France Unleashes Arrows of Mass Destruction

Surely Daily Mail - They are all asylum seekers

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And not forgetting: Evening Standard: Norman Invasion Tube Chaos Hits London

Just barely resisting the urge to do one about Conquestion Charging...