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The Fourth Estate in History
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There doesn't seem to have been a historical headlines game on an MC site for yonkeroos. How about one here? *silence ensues* Right then, motion carried.
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Guardian:Lymph Pick Names Reviled
Old Moore's Almanac: Success of Games will result in yearly recurrance.
Athens had to get the Olymics - it was a feta compli ...
Independent: Athens To Host Revived Olympic Games (oblig.)
Financial Times: Interest Rate Cut Inevitable As Olympic Debt Crisis Deepens
Any one mind if we keep this moving with a new headline? Ok then...
William the Conqueror wins the Battle of Hastings, 1066
The Sun: It wos the Sun wot won it.
Daily Mail: France Unleashes Arrows of Mass Destruction
Surely Daily Mail - They are all asylum seekers
Men's Health: An Archer's Body in Just Six Weeks! Satisfy Your Wench the Norman Way. Lose Weight Fast with the Wild Boar Diet. Expert Guide to Rape and Pillage. Plus: Latest Exclusive Armour Styles Direct From France.
And not forgetting: Evening Standard: Norman Invasion Tube Chaos Hits London

Just barely resisting the urge to do one about Conquestion Charging...

Exclusive to all tabloids: One in the eye for our Hal.
Sunday Sport: Alien Frogs Shot A Rod In My Eye!
Guardian - Conker wins day at Hustings
The Sun - That's one in the eye for you, Harold !
[Blbl] Strange feeling of deja vu there...
That's [Blob], obviously.
[rab] Oh yes, sorry - somehow missed that, or got it subliminally implanted more like. ... O.k. then, in amelioration,
Financial Times Norman takeover bid for England plc successful. Saxon Holdings go into receivership.
The Independant - William the Conqueror wins the Battle of Hastings.
Generic Tabloid Sports Pages Saxons crash out in second round
Church of England Newspaper Bishop Odo condemned by "Forward in Faith" - "not firm enough"
(I can't think of a paper to attribute this to, but the pun is so awful it has to be done): Exclusive Interview: Conqueror Shares His Norman Wisdom
matt] That'll be 'The Stage'. Le Monde - Oui Gotcha!
National Geographic Free map supplement : Hastings Battlefield.
Another form The Sun "The Bastard Wins, The Bastard"
[Puck] A bit of borrowing from Henry V there methinks

DAUPHIN. O Dieu vivant! Shall a few sprays of us,
The emptying of our fathers' luxury,
Our scions, put in wild and savage stock,
Spirt up so suddenly into the clouds,
And overlook their grafters?
BRITAINE. Normans, but bastard Normans, Norman bastards!
Mort Dieu, ma vie! if they march along
Unfought withal, but I will sell my dukedom
To buy a slobb'ry and a dirty farm
In that nook-shotten isle of Albion.

Always gets a laugh that line - in what is not generally considered Shakespeare's funniest play ! (Though there is the Tennis balls joke near the start, and all that farting about with Kate) - Sorry I digress ...

Time for a new one perhaps? Someone like to do the honours?
Delighted! Thanks for asking.
The Building of the Crystal Palace for the Great Exhibition of 1851
The Sun: What a Pane!
House & Garden: Large greenhouses are in.
Glaziers' Gazette Exhibitionist's shares overheated - heading for meltdown!
Evening Standard - Prince Consort unveils ambitious plans for underground railways. Is chaos inevitable?
Financial Times: Venture Capitalists Invest in Property in Norwood
Given that this one's been sitting for almost two weeks...
Galileo Publishes Dialogue Concerning the Two Chief Systems of the World (1632)
The Sun - Galla nutta! Terra firma!
The Sport The Earth Moved for Me says Italian Stud.
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