PJ] it means DWARF in french. See the poular song:- Je voudrais etre un nain, Pour avoir une grosse bîte, Mais je ne suis qu'un géant, Et la mienne est petite.
Btd] After swift negotiations, managed to book myself in 'round my mate's for Saturday 22nd, where we can watch the qualifiers and the contest itself (which he'll be taping), and pretend it's all happening live.