I got the sense of it, but I'm stuck on the word "nain".

PJ] it means DWARF in french. See the poular song:-
Je voudrais etre un nain,
Pour avoir une grosse bîte,
Mais je ne suis qu'un géant,
Et la mienne est petite.

Just realised that attendance at the RugbyPilg will mean missing my mate's annual Eurovision party!

UK] And your mates will be missing the Rugbypilg. Unless you invite them :o)

Btd] After swift negotiations, managed to book myself in 'round my mate's for Saturday 22nd, where we can watch the qualifiers and the contest itself (which he'll be taping), and pretend it's all happening live.

I really am a sad case...