making sandwiches to feed 50 new volunteers at three windmills on the island. I volunteer that I am a complete idiot.

[pen] You must be using yards of Edam and spek.

[Softers] Metres. There's still several decimetres of it left in the fridge, dammit. Tasteless cheese. But no-one can say I'm not inburgering into my new life here.

[pen] as an engineer I seriously slipped up there.

I posted this on MCIOS as well: Anyone in the Morniverse know of a suitable family for an Italian language student in or near Hastings? She is a charming young lady mid 20s and she stayed with Mrs Software and I for a month this summer.