Chalky - King's Cross St Pancras for an early bid for power. Exit Polls remain undeclared.

ImNotJohn - Vote early, vote often! Stuffing the ballot boxes in the (rotten) Borough

Projoy - Making a feint for the LibDem swing in Islington North

rab - Nice and Easington.

Irouléguy - Finding Peter Hain 'Neath contempt.

ImNotJohn - Oh, I've found another of those postal votes, so I'll put a New Cross on it

Tuj - Starting off at Chalfont & Latimer, with my swingometer erected at Goodge Street.

Tuj - By the way, do you know what happened next the last time there was an election-based game? See game 786 then 787...

Juxtapose - Elephant & Castle. I do not feel the least bit sympathetic, being an American

rab - We're not doing too well here are we. Getting in early with Sunderland.

Chalky - Bethnal Green & Bow - but then again ... it may be too close to call.

Irouléguy - The BBC's latest rumour is that Galloway's just ahead - woo-hoo! Otherwise, the six results so far declared are Moray less what was to be expected.

Uncle Korky - Romford, featuring candidates from both the blue corner and the red corner...

Chalky - Pocketing my winnings from Ladbroke's Turf Accountants, I shall now skip straight back into
No 10 Mornington Crescent

Audience - *shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Chalky*

Chalky - Inevitable, wouldn't you say?

ImNotJohn - I demand a recount.

Jeremy Paxman - That's the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.