Anyone fancy a Cinquain? For the uninitiated, an American form of poem based on Haiku with a definite format:

The first line is one word giving the title. It has 2 syllables. The second line has 4 syllables (normally 2 words) that describe the title. The third line has 6 syllables that express an action, usually 3 words. The fourth line has 8 syllables that express a feeling (4 words). The fifth line is 1 word. It has 2 or 3 syllables. The number of words can be discretionary.

Confused? Well here's an example:

Station
Oxford Circus
Enter carefully please
Why's it always so busy here?
Tourists

But I'm sure you can do much better.... Winning move is Crescent.
Expose more Expose all
Tuj - Slipping
Software - Into something
Irouleguy - Trying on new trousers
Simons Mith - Oh dear, what was that tearing sound?
ImNotJohn - Flatulence
Botherer - Rugby
Irouleguy - Dull Midlands town Botherer] Have you been away?
Software - Famous because some toff
ZK - Too much pie, sat on his football
Darren - Ellipsoid
Rosie - Bananas
Software - Fruit or just mad?
Rosie - Allow them to ripen in desperation; this game is moribund.
Simons Mith - In solitary confinement
Raak - Dark in here...
Endgame
Software - Do you think so?
Irouleguy - It's Michael Howard's end
"Are you cinquain what we're cinquain?"
sorrysorrysorrycouldn'tresistit
Rosie - Obliteration.
Tuj - ?
Rosie - A question mark
Tuj - Said with two syllables
Software - artist, formerly known as prince?
Botherer - Symbol.
Simons Mith - Spoooooooooooooooons That ought to be long enough to count as two syllables.
Rosie - They're cutlery
Software - Just as knives and forks are
Raak - The peak of civilisation
Raak - Spooöns: the fundamental particles of spoo.
Rosie - Ferrous. (Raak) So a logon is an individual dead bacterium or particle of fibre.
Tuj - Can we kill this one?
Raak - [Tuj] Seconded.
Time's up!
Software - Time to go home
Botherer - Thankyou very much for playing
Irouléguy - Pleasant journeys, happy landings
Tuj - Farewell
Raak - As the winning move is set to something that could be a last line, here's a last first line:
Mornington
Darren - Good morning town
Botherer - Northern Line wake and stretch
Chalky - To early morning sounds of the
Crescent
Audience - *shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Chalky*
Chalky - sorry - didn't play the game at all, but everyone seemed willing to put it to bed and I needed a space for a new game ...
This is the end of the line. There is no more.