Based loosely on the Chaos Theory. Each move starts with a reaction to the previous move and ends with an action incrementally greater than the previous. With chaos ending at the usual place.
The maths classroom was hushed except for the hurried tapping sound chalk on a blackboard and whispering from the back. The teacher spun around and flung the piece of white chalk at the culprit...
...who deftly batted it back with the cricket bat he had concealed beneath the desk. "Jones," cried the teacher, "go to the headmaster's office immediately!" However, Jones was having none of it. He approached the teacher's desk, bat in hand, and moved to strike him with it...
Newton's third law was not to be denied, however, and so the teacher's leg likewise smashed into splinters. Then, as he landed on the floor, his other leg broke as well.
The floor also shattered, and he fell into the store-room below, landing on a pile of discarded PE kits. An ominous creak emanated from the walls of the school, and...
What Bracknell does today the rest of the world does tomorrow and the resulting surge in the Grid plunged large areas of southern England into darkness and chaos, in particular....
....belt with the result that Norway became a tropical paradise, its inhabitants former sobriety being transformed into a volatile mixture of violence and territorial greed ultimately resulting in...
...their invasion of North America, now known as the United States of Norway (Including Canada). Several countries elsewhere in the world expressed great alarm at this military action, resulting in...
... run to gold. The resulting massive increase in gold prices led to a complete cessation of all productive activities except gold mining and gold prospecting. This global depression led to ...
...money becoming worthless, and the creation of a new ruling elite consisting of only those people who owned gold. Any gold was sufficient - if you had a gold tooth, you were a king. Because of this, violent robberies became commonplace upon anyone displaying anything remotely shiny. This particularly affected...
...Pete Doherty who found himself and his erstwhile girlfriend, Kate Moss, causing a public affray, but nobody noticed because .they thought it was just a Babyshambles concert, this resulted in ...
[CdM] I was going to say that myself, but some people might consider Pete Doherty's scuffles to be more important than violent robbery or the collapse of the global economy. That's what sells tabloids, after all.
... first establish a supersecret underground base in an uninhabited island in the Pacific. Unfortunately, the construction of the base triggered the long dormant volcano into activity, causing ...
...an entire volcanic chain to erupt as the Pacific and Nazca tectonic plates pulled apart. Enough ash was thrown into the atmosphere to cast the whole Earth into darkness...
...leaving the way open for moles to establish dominance over humans. The moles forced humans into slavery, digging vast networks of tunnels underground, until the stability of the Earth's crust was reduced so much that the whole surface of the earth collapsed inwards...
...the increasing mass and gravity of the centre of the earth overcame nuclear forces and not only sucked in the remaining mass of the earth into an area the size of a football, but also dragged in nearby neighbouring planets and the sun, meaning...
...himself with too much weight, and his back went into an extremely painful spasm. Because of this, his deputy had to take over the task of rebooting all the various universes, and unfortunately that deputy turned out to be...
:::...The maths classroom was hushed except for the hurried tapping sound of chalk on a blackboard and whispering from the back. The teacher spun around and flung the piece of::: :::...white chalk at the culprit... :::...red chalk at the culprit...
:::...Gnngxu looked around him. How did he get here? And what was that strange::: :::...pink thing with all the appendages... :::...green thing with all the appendages...
:::... who ducked sideways pushing the girl next to him off her chair… :::... which missed his head and hit the back wall splintering into a million pieces showering the asmatic boy below in a shower of dust...
:::... and bit into the McDonald quarter pounder... :::...and throwing disgusting red lumps of squerk at his head ...