Based loosely on the Chaos Theory. Each move starts with a reaction to the previous move and ends with an action incrementally greater than the previous. With chaos ending at the usual place.
...Pete Doherty who found himself and his erstwhile girlfriend, Kate Moss, causing a public affray, but nobody noticed because .they thought it was just a Babyshambles concert, this resulted in ...
[CdM] I was going to say that myself, but some people might consider Pete Doherty's scuffles to be more important than violent robbery or the collapse of the global economy. That's what sells tabloids, after all.