Based loosely on the Chaos Theory. Each move starts with a reaction to the previous move and ends with an action incrementally greater than the previous. With chaos ending at the usual place.
...who deftly batted it back with the cricket bat he had concealed beneath the desk. "Jones," cried the teacher, "go to the headmaster's office immediately!" However, Jones was having none of it. He approached the teacher's desk, bat in hand, and moved to strike him with it...
Newton's third law was not to be denied, however, and so the teacher's leg likewise smashed into splinters. Then, as he landed on the floor, his other leg broke as well.
The floor also shattered, and he fell into the store-room below, landing on a pile of discarded PE kits. An ominous creak emanated from the walls of the school, and...
What Bracknell does today the rest of the world does tomorrow and the resulting surge in the Grid plunged large areas of southern England into darkness and chaos, in particular....
....belt with the result that Norway became a tropical paradise, its inhabitants former sobriety being transformed into a volatile mixture of violence and territorial greed ultimately resulting in...
...their invasion of North America, now known as the United States of Norway (Including Canada). Several countries elsewhere in the world expressed great alarm at this military action, resulting in...
... run to gold. The resulting massive increase in gold prices led to a complete cessation of all productive activities except gold mining and gold prospecting. This global depression led to ...
...money becoming worthless, and the creation of a new ruling elite consisting of only those people who owned gold. Any gold was sufficient - if you had a gold tooth, you were a king. Because of this, violent robberies became commonplace upon anyone displaying anything remotely shiny. This particularly affected...
...Pete Doherty who found himself and his erstwhile girlfriend, Kate Moss, causing a public affray, but nobody noticed because .they thought it was just a Babyshambles concert, this resulted in ...
[CdM] I was going to say that myself, but some people might consider Pete Doherty's scuffles to be more important than violent robbery or the collapse of the global economy. That's what sells tabloids, after all.