... a serious dose of the clap. Another of her wonderous tallents is ...

...the training of zombie prostitutes whom she has infiltrated into brothels in all the capital cities of the world, with the mission of sapping the energies of politicians and diplomats worldwide, and collecting large quantities of blackmail material. (Please find enclosed some pictures of yourself and, ahem, companions on your last mission. My good friend 'M' was most amused.) Meanwhile, my biochemical inventions proceed apace.

... and my volcano hideaway remains...

...in...

the tastefully decorated style of a Martha Stewart homemaking show.