mc5 - Multiple Lines Per Player: A Limericks Special Edition

Here's an experiment with the Limerick form. In this game (and this one only) it is permissible for players to contribute more than one line each to each limerick, just to see if we can increase the level of coherence in this much-loved form as practised in the Morniverse. Everything else is the same as normal... Take it away!

Anna

interesting concept with 5 rhyming lines....
My fortune is yet to be made
Or else all my hopes are to fade
Neither rust nor to get laid
(Even taxes must be paid)
Yet I still live my life as a maid

Limerick Police

5 rhyming lines is acceptable - however, lines 3 & 4 with 3 beats each is not.

irach

Another acrostic,shall we?
P
A
N
I
C

Juxtapose

let's shall.
Perhaps
About
No
I fear
Could

Marc

(3,3,3,3,3, so far - so good)
Perhaps when
About time
No longer
I fear that
Could never

Irouléguy

Perhaps when our
About time that
No longer will
I fear that swan's
Could never be

Chalky

[Iroulay] Make it easy, why don't you? :-)

Perhaps when our experts arrive
About time! That means it's past five?
"No longer" Will said,
"I fear that swan's dead."
"Could never be classed as alive"

Chalky

What
Who
When
Why
How

Projoy

What matter
Who mutter
When nutters
Why splutter
How utterly

irach

What matter those
Who stutter "F-f-flutter
When nutters whose
Why splutter those
How utterly buttered

Raak

What matter those guttersnipe's chatter
Who stutter "F-f-flutter
When nutters whose twitters
Why splutter those
How utterly buttered's my

Chalky

What matter those guttersnipe's chatter
Who stutter "F-f-flutter" Such patter!
When nutters whose twitters
Why splutter those bitters
How utterly buttered's my batter

Marc

[Chalky] Well done, never thought this attempt could be landed safely!
Just a reminder of where we started:
This ‘peri-mental Limerick form
Trying to find its steady-state norm,