mc5 - Multiple Lines Per Player: A Limericks Special Edition

Here's an experiment with the Limerick form. In this game (and this one only) it is permissible for players to contribute more than one line each to each limerick, just to see if we can increase the level of coherence in this much-loved form as practised in the Morniverse. Everything else is the same as normal... Take it away!

irach

There was a...
...truly was hated
The waste basket...
...rotten was fruit
Of what rancid...

Juxtapose

hope it's not presumptuous to try finishing
There was a boss whose worth equated
With how much he truly was hated
The waste basket chute
Was rotten was fruit
Of what rancid answers he baited

Kim

OK, acrostic time; remember, the subject matter must reflect the word in the acrostic:

S
W
I
F
T

irach

Speeding
While
In
Forever
Tachometers

Raak

Speeding down
While the rain
In the dark
Forever
Tachometers

Projoy

Speeding down country
While the rain spatters
In the dark I
Forever aglow
Tachometers telling

Projoy

(assuming a stress on "down" there, btw)