mc5 - Multiple Lines Per Player: A Limericks Special Edition

Here's an experiment with the Limerick form. In this game (and this one only) it is permissible for players to contribute more than one line each to each limerick, just to see if we can increase the level of coherence in this much-loved form as practised in the Morniverse. Everything else is the same as normal... Take it away!

irach

Who wiggles her booty

Gusset Login

And ends up all covered in dust

Simons Mith

An arrogant godling called Zeus
Is once again out on the loose

Raak

Flaunting grandiose powers,
Giving swans golden showers,

Chalky

Ruling all from his Mount O-lym-poos

Athena [who sprang from his head]

all

Is kept chained up in my shed
The reason you see

Marc

We do not agree,
Using red or black (or red?) silk-sheets in bed

Marc 2

Odin by far is lewdest of all www.pantheon.org/articles/o/odin.html
Frigg and Jord he gave a great ball

Blob

Then he sired a kid
By the Giantess, Grid

Chalky

By giving her one 'gainst the wall ooh - that was SO rude of me

Marc

Our Giantess moaned and then said :
"I think that I’ll bite off your head," [Chalky]We thought Odin was the one and never expected this rudeness from you...